The Rooster in my village.
Oh, what a din he made!
Oh, what a dinner he made!

Simon and Garfunkel once nearly made a record where the B-side consisted entirely of them playing a game of “Tag”. The record was never made because they were stuck on the one important question:
Was Art It?

How was the bugs’ choir able to get on the radio so easily?
Because they had a really good ant tenor.

1) Bend from the knee
2) Use a palm grip