Having driven the 10,000,000,000 miles to Norfolk at 0.000002 MPH, I was not going to go home again without having visited the Under The Pier Show at Southwold (Suffolk). It were great. And Southwold’s surprisingly genteel too. On the August Bank Holiday, parking and pub food were both hard to come by but there was a distinct absence of chavviness and even the souvenir shops were all locally hand crafted gubbins rather than placky mass-produced tosh. In all it was terribly civilised, though a bit more Essexy than Norfolk.