Jun 13

Missionstatementese

Missionstatementese is an extensible, informal, human-readable, intuitive tool for the ????????formulation, expression, and recording of generic or specific thoughts, slogans, statements, predicates and other syntactic and semantic constructs having the properties of generality, sublimity, verbosity and bullshit.

4 comments so far...

stu Said on June 13th, 2008 at 09:23:

Wow… I think you’ve really managed to get your ducks in a row and make inroads into the key competencies of the matter.
lordhutton Said on June 13th, 2008 at 14:57:

We have been reading the presentation to our assistant directors on “corporate restructuring” at the Council. Can only have been written by some wet behind the ears teenage MBA.
ianb1469 Said on June 14th, 2008 at 09:51:

Sweavo Corp’s Mission Statemnet?
max Said on June 14th, 2008 at 20:37:

I think your statement needs the word ’synergy’ in there somewhere