“Do you do wrapping paper?”

“Yes, is it for a boy or a girl?”

“I was thinking High School Musical”

“Oh, sorry, there’s no High School Musical wrapping paper, just princesses and things”

“Mm, yes that could do fine”

“How old is she?”

“It’s a boy… and he’s 33″

It was fun watching about 104 different expressions fighting for space on her face.

I’m now half-expecting them to be on the phone to the CIA about un-American activities.