Yay! I finally managed to get my edjercermational flash remixer thing working, with 1 day left on the evaluation license. If you want to discover your inner salsa percussionist, try your hand at the new
Back in the ’80s I had a cassette of music that a schoolfriend thought would be good for my musical education. There was a tune on there that might have been by a band called Sheriff Jack but might not have been, but I can’t find anything about it on t’internet at all. So if you are websearching and you stumble upon this entry, let me know. Lyrics posted from memory, I can hum the tune, but not through the medium of wordpress I’m afraid.
Think of all the people in the world that you could think about
Think about every one of us
You have been the pain in every anus that has been about
Think about every one of usIt’s all lies about your love life while hanging on the staircase
You’re supposed to be a girl, but you know that you’re a manI’m… not listening any more
Everything you talk about is third-rate bullshit baby!
My… Anatomy is sore!
Who would ever think that I would get the redness from you
Maybe with a bit of luck you’ll find somebody else who really cares
And so on.
It also featured a vocal “bap babaaa…” middle-8 that sounded uncannily like Jim’ll fix it.
It really was a top tune and I now feel ready, 20 years later, to shell out 79p on iTunes or whatever to listen to it. I have a horrid feeling they probably put out 2 shared EPs and half an album on beggar’s banquet or something, then immediately sank into obscurity.