Feb
14
Print out this blog entry and blu-tak it to your telly. Use it to translate adverts.
Clinically = not; Clinically proven to reduce wrinkles
Up to = less than; Up to 50% off!
Serve chilled = tastes like crap
Serving Suggestion = Much soggier than this when actually cooked.
Other XYZ are available = we are being really naughty and putting adverts on the BBC, which you aready pay for.
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I like the ’serve chilled’ one. Everytime some dodo over here in the states starts going on about…..
‘Where are y’all from?’
‘Errr, actually I think you need to see an optician. There is only one of me…and I am from England’
‘England, isn’t that where they drink their beer all warm like? HAHAHA!’
‘Well, yes, it is. But you see chilling beer masks flavour, so the only people that would want to serve beer cold are companies who are
trying to pass off horse piss as beer, whereas serving beer at room temprature allows our mature adult palettes to appreciate the fine
flavours present in our beer’
‘huh…………..so y’all talk like that all the time?’
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