Feb 14

Print out this blog entry and blu-tak it to your telly. Use it to translate adverts.

Clinically = not; Clinically proven to reduce wrinkles

Up to = less than; Up to 50% off!

Serve chilled = tastes like crap

Serving Suggestion = Much soggier than this when actually cooked.

Other XYZ are available = we are being really naughty and putting adverts on the BBC, which you aready pay for.


one comment so far...

  • mshacklady Said on February 15th, 2006 at 04:47:

    I like the ’serve chilled’ one. Everytime some dodo over here in the states starts going on about…..

    ‘Where are y’all from?’
    ‘Errr, actually I think you need to see an optician. There is only one of me…and I am from England’
    ‘England, isn’t that where they drink their beer all warm like? HAHAHA!’
    ‘Well, yes, it is. But you see chilling beer masks flavour, so the only people that would want to serve beer cold are companies who are
    trying to pass off horse piss as beer, whereas serving beer at room temprature allows our mature adult palettes to appreciate the fine
    flavours present in our beer’
    ‘huh…………..so y’all talk like that all the time?’

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