Chatting to a female friend one lunchtime, I mentioned how different the world looks when you’re not “getting any” to when you are. She said there was no shortage of “it” out there so there was no need to ever not be getting any.

It reminded me of the following joke.

Mick: “I’m off to dat dere London Town on business, and I’m not happy about it, I hear dey’re really rude, don’t give yer de toime of day in de street, won’t even talk to yer in de pubs”

Paddy: “Oh, sure it’s not true, why dere’s a pub down dere where dey’re real friendly. From de moment you go in dey’ll not let you buy your own drink, they’ll chat to yer all evenin and just keep gettin de rounds in. Den at closing toime, dey let yer go upstairs and have de toime of your life, with multiple partners, all noight! Fer free!”

Mick: “Sure, I’ll look up dat place, where is it exactly?”

Paddy: “I don’t know it exactly, it was not me who went, it was me sister”