There’s a stretch of road on the way into work where I nearly always speed. It’s a length of dual carriageway with great visibility, ending in a roundabout. I tend to check a roundabout’s clear before I arrive at it whereas many people don’t, so I cruise past the queue and nip in.

Today there wasn’t anyone to pass so I could go as fast or slow as I wanted.

But I had no idea how fast that was, since my speedometer died yesterday.

So I was cruising at a comfortable speed, when an Audi TT passed me. “I’ll follow him!” I thought. So I sped up.

And the Audi got pulled over by the police.

Oops.

and Phew.