When I checked my personal mail at work, it was a case of click, shift click, hit del, and close a window to clear out all the messages I had finished with. The keyboard alternative was shift and the arrow keys, one hit per email.

Now, through webmail, accessed with tweezers through a gnat’s chuff, it’s three clicks or four key presses PER EMAIL, two round-trips to the server through a gnat’s chuff, (=many seconds), possible messing around with pages of results instead of seeing them all on one window, and a technical contravention of my new Terms of Employment.

Grow up and accept the slow creeping death that is maturity?
or
Stand up and piss off somewhere else without the myriad frustrations that make adults the grumpy bastards they are?