The new, dynamic steve was in work well before 9 this morning. I decided to get all proactive an that, and left work at 17:15 to get to the supermarket and get on with life. BIG mistake. Of course all junctions areclogged all ways. After turning round to go back to work and finding that route blocked, I tried an alternative and got about 1/2 a mile before stopping again at heslington where two roads were competing at the roundabout for the main street, whose recent ‘traffic calming’ means that traffic leaving the crowded junction has to wait for oncoming cars to pass. BRAINDEAD. So in order to avoid flipping out, I parked up at the first legal opportunity, wrote off the next hour, and have come to heslington for food. Where I have been served the wrong meal.
After asking for ketchup, then for vinegar, then for salt, I am now happily munching while the waitress tries to spell “fuck” on the wordsearch quiz machine by the bar…