Ok. They have a new word here. They don’t know what it means.

It is “to wank” or “wanker”, to whit, this morning my clock radio woke me with the discussion

“he was wanking off about it all evening”
“yeah, he’s a wanker alright!”

I think it means to enthuse tediously about trivial matters. In any case, it can’t mean spanking the monkey, shaking hands with the bishop, polishing the pork sword, pulling a hand shandy… or they would’ve bleeped it, surely. The way they bleeped “b*tch” at 11:30 the other night…