Friday night was my first SCUBA session, straight from work till 10pm. I was starving by the time I was done, having had a punnet of raspberies and a banana for lunch and dinner respectively. I decided to indulge myself and try out “GO FISH and CHIPS”, the closest approximation to a chip shop Santa Barbara has to offer. It serves chips in the paper, but has tables too (I think I’ve already mentioned that) so I ordered fish and chips.

“2 pieces, 3 pieces or 4 pieces?”

uh oh.. it’s already gone wrong.. “uh, 2 please”

“Batter or crumb?”

um.. “batter please”

“Regular French fires or Sweet Potato fries?”

this is just getting sill now. “Regular please”

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I took a menu … hmm let’s see…

2 Piece fish & chips … $5.95
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Chips (French Fries) … $1.95
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Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Pink Lemonade, Orange Sode …. $1.75

So far so good….

Foster’s, Guinness Stout, Heineken, New Castle [sic] Brown Ale … $3.75

Ok. Enough pussying around with the slightly strange stuff. How about
Mahi-mahi and chips
Fish Tacos & Chips
Salmon & Chips
Fried Chicken Popcorn
House Red or White wine by the glass..

No steak & kidney pie :-(